Craft Ale Aficionado T-Shirts

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Happy thoughts

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'You've had enough!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Tea Snob.

'I brew it myself.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Beer Lunch

Cold Beers and Skiers

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Real Beer People

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.