Craft Beverage Aficionado T-Shirts

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'You've had enough!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I brew it myself.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Tea Snob.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Roller Coasters

Beer Lunch

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"