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'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Bottle Distillery

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Hipster Coffee

"You order the microbrew?"

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

The perfect martini.

"Who needs therapists?!"

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"Thanks, but I'm fine."

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"