Artisan Drink Aficionado Prints

Zeke only drinks craft hootch form a micro-still nowadays.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Bottle Distillery

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

Hipster Coffee

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"You order the microbrew?"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"Who needs therapists?!"

The perfect martini.

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."

'I'd like a brandy please...'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

"Thanks, but I'm fine."

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"