Craft Beverage Aficionado Prints

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'You've had enough!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I brew it myself.'

Beer Lunch

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Cold Beers and Skiers

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Roller Coasters

Tea Snob.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'