Artisanal Drink Connoisseur Prints

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Whiskey wars

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Rabbit Punch

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Sharing Drinks.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'