Artisanal Drink Connoisseur Gifts

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The King of what?'

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Rabbit Punch

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Sharing Drinks.