Artful Drinker Gifts

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Wine Lady

Redhead

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Ginspiration!

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Cocktails and Peacocks

Prosecco Drinker

Hipster Coffee

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

the Lesser-known Nogs

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

"I thought it came with an acorn."

"I paint only what I love..."

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

Christmas drinker

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Thank heavens, something with an oaky, peppery finish."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

"I'm looking for a red with a fruity bouquet, lightly peppery on the palate, and will get me smashed in under 3 glasses."

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

Slush Poopy.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

Zeke only drinks craft hootch form a micro-still nowadays.

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."

"At last! A bowl designed for those of us who actually do, 'drink like a fish!'"