Quirky Drink Aficionado Gifts

Slush Poopy.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"You call this ice?"

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Roller Coasters

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.