Quirky Drink Connoisseur Gifts

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

the Lesser-known Nogs

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

Imagine

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"What'll ya have?"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Brian's considering the optics."