Quirky Drink Connoisseur Gifts

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

the Lesser-known Nogs

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Scotch and water musick."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Imagine

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"What'll ya have?"

Next Round Indicator

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'The first cocktail.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'