Quirky Drink Enthusiast Gifts

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Rabbit Punch

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'