Quirky Drink Enthusiast Mugs

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Baloneystini

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'The first cocktail.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''