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Slush Poopy.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"You call this ice?"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Roller Coasters

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."