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'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

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"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

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"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."