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'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

Medium Fries and a Drink

"Tuna Colada"

'Film extras drinks night'

Selling food out of a sleigh.

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

'Wine for Left-Handed Women from North Phoenix, Who Wear Glasses and Like Cats? Sorry, we only have from South Phoenix.'

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

Slush Poopy.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."

'Some people drink to forget. I drink pink squirrels to remember all the pink rodents who gave their lives to make pink fur coats.'