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Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

Wine of the Day Club

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Hold The Pickles

Grinds

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Maraschino, Inc.

Cocktails and Beer

'I'm seizing the day.'

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

the Lesser-known Nogs

'Do you have any coffee?'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

'Film extras drinks night'

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'They've set the bar too high!'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!