Quirky Beverage Explorer Gifts

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Wine of the Day Club

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Hold The Pickles

Grinds

'I'm seizing the day.'

Maraschino, Inc.

Cocktails and Beer

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

the Lesser-known Nogs

'Do you have any coffee?'

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'Film extras drinks night'

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

'They've set the bar too high!'

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."