Quirky Beverage Seekers Gifts

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Film extras drinks night'

Medium Fries and a Drink

"Tuna Colada"

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

Selling food out of a sleigh.

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

'Wine for Left-Handed Women from North Phoenix, Who Wear Glasses and Like Cats? Sorry, we only have from South Phoenix.'

Slush Poopy.

Sorry, I don't know how to make a pink squirrel. May I suggest a white wolverine?

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."

'Some people drink to forget. I drink pink squirrels to remember all the pink rodents who gave their lives to make pink fur coats.'