Quirky Drinks Explorer T-Shirts

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Complaints Desk

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Hold The Pickles

Dutch Courage

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Community Bed de Luxe

Maraschino, Inc.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'Do you have any coffee?'

The shopping trolley up Everest.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."