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'They've set the bar too high!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wine taster with mineral water

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Anton's Bar and Grill

Wine of the Day Club

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Punch Drunk"

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Dutch Courage

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Hold The Pickles

Grinds

the Lesser-known Nogs

"Lager!"

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.