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'They've set the bar too high!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wine taster with mineral water

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

Anton's Bar and Grill

Complaints Desk

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"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Hold The Pickles

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"Punch Drunk"

Dutch Courage

Grinds

the Lesser-known Nogs

"Lager!"

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

'I'm seizing the day.'