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'You women have your biological clock to worry about, and I have my scotch and soda clock to worry about.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Wine taster with mineral water

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Hold The Pickles

"Punch Drunk"

Dutch Courage

Grinds

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

'I'm seizing the day.'

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!