Beverage Explorers T-Shirts

I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile. We're out chrysanthemum. I've had chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well. Are you trying to kill me? Are all old folks this superstitious? Superstition's always worked in the past.

Wine taster with mineral water

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Malty tasking.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Complaints Desk

Anton's Bar and Grill

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Wine of the Day Club

"So much for that vintage!"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."