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Low-Energy Drinks

Grinds

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

Cocktails and Beer

"It's a flappacino..."

Wine of the Day Club

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Extra Super Grande?

'I'm seizing the day.'

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

"Left a bit.Now down on the right...no left..."

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

the Lesser-known Nogs

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Wine taster with mineral water

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.