Unusual Beverage Explorer T-Shirts

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wine taster with mineral water

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

Anton's Bar and Grill

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

Wine of the Day Club

California Beverages Map

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

Hold The Pickles

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Dutch Courage

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Punch Drunk"

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