Unusual Beverage Explorer T-Shirts

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wine taster with mineral water

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Wine of the Day Club

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Dutch Courage

Hold The Pickles

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Punch Drunk"

Grinds

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'