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"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

The Origami Society...

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Wine taster with mineral water

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Complaints Desk

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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Wine of the Day Club

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

Dutch Courage

Hold The Pickles

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'