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Snowman selling hot chocolate

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Countervailing Clichés.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Complaints Desk

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Hold The Pickles

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Punch Drunk"

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"We have a small menu..."

Dutch Courage

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Sorry for the delay -- your power toast has become all-powerful."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."