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'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Anton's Bar and Grill

"This is the last time I order a Molotov cocktail from this joint."

'I'm part of my wife's fitness program. I keep changing bars so she has to walk all over the ship to find me.'

'I've been to the bar next door, and I'm here for a second opinion.'

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?

"Punch Drunk"

"Go inside and get a screwdriver."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

Low-Energy Drinks

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin