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'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Anton's Bar and Grill

"This is the last time I order a Molotov cocktail from this joint."

'I'm part of my wife's fitness program. I keep changing bars so she has to walk all over the ship to find me.'

'I've been to the bar next door, and I'm here for a second opinion.'

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?

"Punch Drunk"

"Go inside and get a screwdriver."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Low-Energy Drinks

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'