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'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Flying sauces.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The Origins of Everything

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

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God passing the time.