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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"It could never work between us."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Moon and Star

Astronaut

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

The perfect martini.

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Astronomical observations.

Bait & Tackle

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

Cola Observatory