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"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Beers

Beer Stall

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It could never work between us."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Moon and Star

Astronaut

First Contact

Climbing to the moon...

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'Oi! '

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."