Pint Lover T-Shirts

'Of course I'm drunk-I'd like to see you drink 25 pints and NOT get drunk,silly woman!'

Beer Stall

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I don't know about you, Joe, but I could murder a pint."

Beers

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

Brickie's Mate

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

My first mistake.

'Just too many choices.'

"I'm addicted to water."