Pint Lover Pillows

'Of course I'm drunk-I'd like to see you drink 25 pints and NOT get drunk,silly woman!'

Beer Stall

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I don't know about you, Joe, but I could murder a pint."

Beers

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"You lack spontaniety."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

His & hers towels.

Brickie's Mate

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

My first mistake.