Pint Aficionado Pillows

Drawing it Mild.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Bite out of fishing pier.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Last Chance For Reality

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow