Pint Admirer Pillows

The Beer Whisperer

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Beer Stall

Beers

The Origami Society...

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Teddy and friends.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"It was her mothers"

Brickie's Mate

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Living with a cataholic.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."