Painting Admirer Pillows

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

Mario Caravadossi Paints

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Hungry For Art.

Pierre Bonnard.

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

'I've owned this painting for 25 years, and it still isn't saying anything to me.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I've been framed! Framed, I tell you!'

Now class

"The last doggy bag."

"How about a little something for a bowl of fruit?"

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."