Pint Aficionado Gifts

Drawing it Mild.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Beers

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Rodin's Thinker.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Last Chance For Reality

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"