Pier Aficionado Gifts

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Fishing from the Pier

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Distractions.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.