Pier Aficionado Gifts

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Fishing from the Pier

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Distractions.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.