Pond Aficionado Gifts

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Jurassic Pork

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

No jay walking.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'