Pond Life Admirer Gifts

Frog with an umbrella.

'You're arrogant!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Piranhaclaus

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Teddy and friends.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Ben!'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Penguin identity parade

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Unplug and chill out."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'