Pond Life Observers Gifts

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"And would you like flies with that?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Heads or tails?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Ricochet

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'Hey! Down in front!'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Sponge Blog

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Frog with an umbrella.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Tadpoles

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

'Get down from there!'

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"