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The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Heads or tails?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Hey! Down in front!'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

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'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Frog with an umbrella.

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Tadpoles

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

'Get down from there!'

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"

'I am not an ugly duckling nor a cygnet: I'm a baby platypus...'