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'You blow up at the slightest thing!'

Wildlife

Piranhaclaus

'I admire your floatibility.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Business Duck

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Rating the Sunset

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Ricochet

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."