Pond Admirer Mugs

'You blow up at the slightest thing!'

Wildlife

Piranhaclaus

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'