Pond Aficionado Mugs

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Bite out of fishing pier.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Bangers and Mash

Motorherd

'So who needs sonar?!'

Jurassic Pork

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

DUNVOTIN

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Cat Scan

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

No jay walking.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'