Pond Lover Mugs

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Where Indian ink came from.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Leak in the fish tank.

'Greenwich in the Season'

Mother Duck.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Frog with an umbrella.

Tadpoles

'Get down from there!'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Pool lovers

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'