Pond Lover Pillows

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Where Indian ink came from.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"And would you like flies with that?"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Mother Duck.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Ricochet

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Frog with an umbrella.

Pool lovers

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Tadpoles