Garden Pond Lover Pillows

"Maybe I'm paranoid, Marty, but ever since I've had the kids, I can't help but feel we're being watched."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Botany Baby!

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Ecology

I love my dog!

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.