Pond Life Enthusiasts Pillows

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ricochet

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Frog with an umbrella.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Tadpoles

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Get down from there!'

"I spilled my drink."

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Why so tense?"

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

'I am not an ugly duckling nor a cygnet: I'm a baby platypus...'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

"Maybe I'm paranoid, Marty, but ever since I've had the kids, I can't help but feel we're being watched."

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.