Pond Life Enthusiasts Pillows

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Frog with an umbrella.

'Get down from there!'

"I spilled my drink."

Tadpoles

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Why so tense?"

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

'I am not an ugly duckling nor a cygnet: I'm a baby platypus...'

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"That's embarrassing!"

"Maybe I'm paranoid, Marty, but ever since I've had the kids, I can't help but feel we're being watched."

'You're arrogant!'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.