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Fishing in a neighbour's pond.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wildlife

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fish hunting for men.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

Fishing direction sign.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Business Duck

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."