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'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'

Wildlife

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Mother Duck.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"That's the deep end."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'